I know grandmas and grandpas always say that, and maybe all the people with this problem advice other people to not deal with it, but now i'm gonna be all cliche and not cool and stuff.
Kids, do NOT smoke!
..Not because it'll kill you, wtf, i don't really care about that, I mean, who does? Who is thinking these days "Oh my God i don't wanna die of cancer"? Yeah, we don't care. - Don't smoke because it's really expensive these days. SO expensive. It hurts your pocket, trust me :)) Also, they could make you feel sick, they could give you pains - headaches, lung pain dunno. They ruin your health as in you can't run fast, you can't work out much [how could you live without thaaaat?], you hate stairs, you can't hold your breath underwater [or not] for more than twenty seconds, you cough a lot and it's pretty not sexy at all.. They're also not that satisfying actually - they only hurt your throat - and everything's in your head. The "Oh my God, i can't deal with this problems without a cigarette"... Which proves my point. All they EVER give is dependence. And yellow teeth and yellow fingers. And smell of smoke in your clothes... And in your pretty used-to-be-perfumed hair....
*sighs*
So yeah. Don't smoke. Smoking is bad mmkay?
So. I should suck more candies or something instead.
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